In the deep vastness of the internet an imaginary persona, a “salty” droid, was for a few years on a singular mission to expose and ridicule con artists and scammers: sellers of pyramid schemes and worthless courses, designed simply to prey on what little funds the vulnerable had.
The droid was “salty” because the anger of this persona was so extreme that the swearing uttered was profane…. but also very funny indeed!
Amongst the truly ugly and nasty characters: sellers of cancer cures that did nothing, sellers of desert “sweat house” retreats that ended up with people being literally cooked alive, sellers of nutritional pyramid schemes, sellers of get rich quick schemes, …there was one character, more unpleasant, and more ridiculous, than all the rest.
His name was Donald Trump. His scams were numerous. Pretend businesses that delivered nothing, and of course were all eventually exposed.
Extraordinary ventures – from selling Oestrogen to women, to fake universities that promised subscribers they would become property millionaires, and Trump employed well known con-artists as partners.
And yet the MAGA still vote for him?
It is so incredible that it’s unreal.
So we delve back into the internet of time, where the salty droid’s website is still up (though no longer updated) – repeating the eternal, cathartic, and abusive, truths:
“I guess we’re supposed to believe that Trump is some kind of Republican … and not just a massive asshole spoiled richboy idiot who’s only ever been all about he himself and him.”
“I don’t mind getting sued for calling Donald Trump a fucking scammer :: because he clearly is one … and risking my robot ass for little old ladies hustled out of their retirements is what this site is all about.”
Just two quotes from one post on Saltydroid.info on just one of Trumps scams: https://saltydroid.info/donald-trumps-rich-dad-university/
